dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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