I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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