After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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