I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
