Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
