Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
