he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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