For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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