worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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