I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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