So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
