dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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