I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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