I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
