What a fucking waste of an outfit
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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