Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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