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i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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