At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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