i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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