Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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