fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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