Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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