so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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