Pappa wants mamma naked
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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