i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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