What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
