What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
