no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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