You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
