alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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