it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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