I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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