Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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