That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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