Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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