I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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