we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
