Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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