The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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