ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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