What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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