gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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