He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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