Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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