You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Randomize
