I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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