My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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