Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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