There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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