you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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